... at least not when they are thinking with their dicks.
I placed an ad online for sex today. I specified that I was looking for replies to include details about what they want sexually because I wanted to "fulfill his fantasy." I was curious about the fantasies that men have. I even said, "Do not reply asking me what I want. I want to know your fantasy."
I kid you not, this was one of the responses.
"What did you have in mind?"
*Smacks forehead*
I got a few detailed responses, a handful of vague "I love to eat pussy" responses, one person who wanted to cuddle and spoon (gag!), and a whole lot of "let's fuck" one-liners.
Jesus, people. If you can't be bothered to bang out a few sentences about how you like it, why should I let you put your dick in me?
The best things in life may be free, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't put in a little effort.
This whole experience makes me glad that I am already in a relationship. I just wanted to see what was out there and get some ideas for some erotic short stories that I am working on. But I sure am glad that I didn't need one of these to work out.
(Although, truth be told, there were a couple that might have been fun.)
